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Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 19, 2006, 8:00 PM
This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.



After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"


His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he w as leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car"




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> Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted ..
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> "COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"

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  • Interests: Kung fu, BBW, swords, ninjas. zombie, boobies, etc..
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~inisipis:iconinisipis: Feb 12, 2008, 4:55:26 AM
Thanks a plenty, for adding me to your Devwatch :+devwatch: :D

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~Lokiwarui:iconLokiwarui: Aug 22, 2007, 12:28:29 PM Mood: Joy
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~ashleyrosemccray:iconashleyrosemccray: Apr 20, 2007, 8:30:11 AM
lol I just got your comment on my page now.. haha


How have you been doing, Akuma? Great stuff you got on here!! :)

Hope to see you and your family soon!!
~MalOfDiv1513:iconMalOfDiv1513: Apr 10, 2007, 9:12:18 PM
AKUMA!.... It's Mike, Isis's Brother! Come on, show us more of your fantastic brilliant work! We (me and Erin) are hoping to possibly stop by when we are down in June for Heroes Con. BUT if all goes according to plan, we'll be in SC by the end of the summer!

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*ReadyArt:iconReadyArt: Mar 16, 2007, 11:27:48 PM
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=SpeedyHimura:iconSpeedyHimura: Feb 11, 2007, 10:23:38 PM
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=usako-chan:iconusako-chan: Jan 22, 2007, 7:21:35 AM
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~VVraith:iconVVraith: Jan 14, 2007, 1:17:19 PM
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~EcchiSenpai:iconEcchiSenpai: Dec 30, 2006, 2:10:33 PM
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~venatheous:iconvenatheous: Dec 25, 2006, 11:23:57 AM
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*stellamary:iconstellamary: Dec 21, 2006, 9:20:37 AM Mood: Joy
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~HiddenStash:iconHiddenStash: Dec 14, 2006, 2:22:24 PM
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~Ribsy-Tibsy:iconRibsy-Tibsy: Dec 14, 2006, 1:54:16 PM
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~Lazypaw:iconLazypaw: Dec 13, 2006, 9:59:39 AM
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~unsocially-yours:iconunsocially-yours: Dec 5, 2006, 8:53:19 PM
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~mohowacko:iconmohowacko: Nov 26, 2006, 12:29:32 PM
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